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Off Topic Discussion / Re: What letters to Santa look like, when guns are outlawed

« on: November 27, 2015, 03:00:40 PM »

Dear Santa,
 I would like my freedoms back
 Thank you. Little Timmy

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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: Can We Get An Email When .net Goes Live

« on: November 27, 2015, 01:50:42 PM »

I have it on good authority Kes will email each and every member with a personalized message when the .net site is up and running.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Do you dance?...

« on: November 27, 2015, 10:58:55 AM »

No I don't dance. I quit years ago, because every time I danced, several people would hold me down while shouting, "don't let him swallow his tongue!"

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: I am connecting to .net

« on: November 27, 2015, 12:19:13 AM »

I love to jones for teets

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: I am connecting to .net

« on: November 26, 2015, 10:58:12 PM »

Its not complete but I am seeing the site.

What are teetsjones my friends?

I are teetsjones.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: 28 pages redacted from the 9/11 commission report

« on: November 26, 2015, 10:56:53 PM »

This is sure going to fuel the conspiracy theories.

"Conspiracy theory" is a term created by the CIA to ridicule and marginalize those who didn't take the Warren Commission as truth. Anyone who uses the term to describe others is a CIA dupe.

OK I'll just use the term Troofers instead.

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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: I see it! no joke

« on: November 26, 2015, 10:12:16 PM »

I really hope that when it goes back online, Kestryll downloads the database and moves it elsewhere.

In the words of the Dread Pirate Roberts, get used to disappointment.

That was one of my wife's Wedding Vows.

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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: I see it! no joke

« on: November 26, 2015, 09:50:10 PM »

I don't this it was because I clear cache, cookies, and history every time I close my browser. It's a pita, but, it is one of my few compulsions. I could also ping he site at the same time. When I checked again after I made my posts, I could no longer ping the server and got the connection timed out messages. I had checked the site many times since it went down and that was the only time out of 20-30 times I tried over te last few days.

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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: 11/23/2015 16:45 Down again?

« on: November 26, 2015, 07:58:45 PM »

I am not an IT guy, but as a commercial hvac tech I have experiance with data center, nod/relay stations, and cell towers.  Since this was a massive failure of the equipment, rather than a lack of maintenance, I think it was a failure of cooling equipment and failed temperature alarms. That would explain such a widespread failure.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Counting thread

« on: November 26, 2015, 04:38:47 PM »

piE!!

After all what is Thanksgiving without pie.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: I am connecting to .net

« on: November 26, 2015, 03:12:29 PM »

Sorry guys it really wasn't a joke, it was a glimmer of hope.

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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?

« on: November 26, 2015, 02:50:09 PM »

Hillary Clinton.

Oh, horse, sorry I didn't see the "s"

Wait, what?

That old horse is finally dead?

I guess the media with wait until after the election to mention it ... 

I guess she is still alive, but in my defense, look at her, does she look alive?

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: I am connecting to .net

« on: November 26, 2015, 02:38:19 PM »

It was there, I took a screenshot but can't upload it here. I still have the tab open, but tried with another tab and it's gone.
 But, it does indicate they are getting close.

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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: I see it! no joke

« on: November 26, 2015, 02:36:21 PM »

Another attempt and it's gone. DAMNIT

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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: I see it! no joke

« on: November 26, 2015, 02:31:18 PM »

 The page was partial and missing the defining lines as well as the icons for the advertisers.
It's a start. I still have it in a tab an afraid to refresh. I like seeing it there.

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Off Topic Discussion / I am connecting to .net

« on: November 26, 2015, 02:16:16 PM »

Its not complete but I am seeing the site.

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Server Move and Outage Reports / I see it! no joke

« on: November 26, 2015, 02:14:43 PM »

Partial connection and loading front page!

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Post here if you want your post count to go up...

« on: November 26, 2015, 02:03:45 PM »

It's Post dramatic syndrome.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Counting thread

« on: November 26, 2015, 01:17:32 PM »

8 6        7 5                        309

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Who Killed JFK?

« on: November 26, 2015, 12:51:47 PM »

This man ... may not ... DIDN'T pull the trigger from the grassy knoll, or from the Texas School Book Depository on Elm Street ... or from anywhere else at Dealey Plaza in downtown Dallas, Texas.

BUT ... look ... here's the deal.

If anyone had motive; we are talking immense massive financial motive, emotional motive based on a history of backstabbing politics, if anyone had the know how, the means ... and IF there was U.S. Government involvement in a unilateral way ... I'm just saying - in a reporting way. I'm just bringing the story to you.

Then ... all roads lead to...,

Do any of you, WITHOUT Googling the image, do any of you know who this is...

Meyer Lanski

edit, proves I didn't google.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Counting thread

« on: November 26, 2015, 11:43:34 AM »

8 6 7 5 3 0 9

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2nd Amend. Politics and Law / Re: Santa Cruz Gun lock and Theft Reporting Scheme

« on: November 26, 2015, 10:33:06 AM »

WTF?
“Chapter 9.30
REPORTING LOST OR STOLEN FIREARMS
Section 9.30.010
REPORTING LOST OR STOLEN FIREARMS.
(1)
Any person that owns or is otherwise in possession of a firearm shall
report the theft or loss of such firearm to the San Francisco Police Department
within five calendar days of becoming aware of the theft or loss whenever:   (a) the owner resides in
the City of Santa Cruz; or (b) the theft or loss of the firearm occurs in the City of Santa Cruz.

Wait, What?
Was this a copy/paste fail.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Who Killed JFK?

« on: November 26, 2015, 10:16:02 AM »

OMG! President Kennedy is dead!!!??

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: 28 pages redacted from the 9/11 commission report

« on: November 26, 2015, 10:13:48 AM »

The plans and patents for the holograph machines, the giant space lasers that brought down the buildings, and George Bush's secret recipe for his Baked Beans.

What I find diabolical is that golden retriever speaking in code in those Bush's Baked Beans commercial. That dog was the mastermind behind 9/11, and was  passing attack plans and  intel to Al Qaeda sleeper cells everytime there was a new Bush Baked Beans commercial.

Hell, that damn dog even hid the plans for 9/11 right in the ingredients on the label of every can. Anyone with a discerning eye and an ounce of intelligence can see that.

I see you also have access to those 28 pages. #AmericaMustKnowTheTroof

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Why is everybody here when .net is working?

« on: November 26, 2015, 09:09:11 AM »

Im here hoping to run into that Helmut Schmaker

You should go post a thread over there to let him know we're here.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: The Christmas Note

« on: November 26, 2015, 09:07:44 AM »

Calguns meet and slumber party!

Bring your onesies.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: OMG WHEN WILL IT BE UP...WHEN WILL IT BE UP!

« on: November 26, 2015, 08:50:43 AM »

   TWO WEEKS

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: We're BACK!!

« on: November 26, 2015, 08:47:41 AM »

Where the hell is the TWO WEEKS emoticon!?

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: I love that the main site has gone down!

« on: November 26, 2015, 08:45:51 AM »

Just take a little blue pill.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: No drunken happy thanksgiving yet?

« on: November 26, 2015, 08:44:40 AM »

Seems like all the drunkards havent been able to find this place yet. Theres not 4-5 "hpay thnskgven" threads yet. ...

But happy thanksgiving!

Be safe and dont drive under the influence.

They Day is Young!