Automatic Sperm Extractor

[Canthavenuthingood]

Build it and they will ....?

Seems the Chinese have devised a way to get that sperm sample from you.
Kinda like Grandpas milking machine for the Holsteins.
http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital

http://www.iflscience.com/sites/www.iflscience.com/files/styles/ifls_large/public/blog/%5Bnid%5D/sperm-extractor.jpg?itok=8v8VvGfr


Don't know how to post pic here in ORG country:(
Oops there it is, how'd it do that?


Might be a business opportunity here for some exuberant entreprenuer.

Vick

[gcvt]

Will they make an American version? That's waaaaay to small   

[Canthavenuthingood]

Yeah somebody is going to attach that thing to a robot or make robot out of it, at least teach it to make sandwiches.

Yeah thats it, and make the legs a cold storage to hold six cans of beer, keeping it handy.

Vick

[bloodhawke83]

we got the human version at the basement, open to all sizes. 

[Red-Osier77]

its a trap guilotine

[tuolumnejim]

I'll put them in high schools coast to coast, at a buck a round I'll be be a gazillinare in a week. 

[Red-Osier77]

High tech glory hole.

[Von Brownings Ghost]

I suspect a trap.

Involving a gadget like the infamous Chinese finger trap.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_finger_trap

(Now, there's a picture I don't really want to see).

[Red-Osier77]

I suspect a trap.

Involving a gadget like the infamous Chinese finger trap.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_finger_trap

(Now, there's a picture I don't really want to see).

ted nugent song comes to mind

[morfeeis]

Same old OT...

[Canthavenuthingood]

Same old OT...

Just another gun:)
Slow reloads though.

Vick

[cockedandglocked]

I'll put them in high schools coast to coast, at a buck a round I'll be be a gazillinare in a week. 

Just gotta figure out what to do with all that sperm...

[Von Brownings Ghost]

Just gotta figure out what to do with all that sperm...

Somewhere, there is an obscure ethnic restaurant of an obscure ethnicity with an obscure specialty you've never heard of (and hope never to hear of again).

[Ghost_of_Sierra57]

I prefer a biological sperm extractor of the female variety.

[Ghost_of_Sierra57]

Just gotta figure out what to do with all that sperm...

Somewhere, there is an obscure ethnic restaurant of an obscure ethnicity with an obscure specialty you've never heard of (and hope never to hear of again).

Chinese restaurants serve something called Cream of Sum Yung Guy. For some reason women go crazy for it.

[swalt]

We need FP in here stat to tell us what the knobs do.

[Son]

The least they could do is put a real doll frame around it.

[tuolumnejim]

I'll put them in high schools coast to coast, at a buck a round I'll be be a gazillinare in a week. 

Just gotta figure out what to do with all that sperm...

Just sell it in San Fran freak as hand lotion.

[biggmatt]

The least they could do is put a real doll frame around it.

Like the humanoid from the mini-series 'Humans'?

[Red-Osier77]

how many tokens do you you need for this ride?

[Son]

The least they could do is put a real doll frame around it.

Like the humanoid from the mini-series 'Humans'?

That would work.  Of course I'd like a frame that's a bit...thicker.  :43:

[LAKA90034]

Where do they add the MSG?

[Red-Osier77]

Made in va china

[Res]

oculus rift

[big cannon]

I have to put my first post in somewhere...

[TKM]

No way, it's  ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶b̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶b̶e̶g̶a̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶h̶u̶r̶t̶   not my kind of thing, baby.

[Loopwell]

Will it be placed in Walmart next to the Dr Scholl's arch support machine?

[Melvino the FAKE]

My friends, isn't masturbation bettter?

[Red-Osier77]

Will it be placed in Walmart next to the Dr Scholl's arch support machine?

rite-aid, walgreens and cvs will.

[sealocans clone]

Putting your favorite digit
 into a motorized machine
made in China

 for the lowest cost possible....




seems legit.