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Offline jacques

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Elmo keeps farting in my room
« on: October 05, 2008, 10:24:32 AM »
The dog is disgusting. It sounds like a wet one everytime and smells realy really bad. I do not know what to do. I think it may peel the parkerizing right off my rifles.
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Offline USN CHIEF

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Re: Elmo keeps farting in my room
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008, 10:28:25 AM »
Maybe it's time for you to take him for a trip to the dog pound so that he can see what awaits him if he don't stop this behavior.
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Re: Elmo keeps farting in my room
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2008, 10:30:31 AM »
Quote from: USN CHIEF on October 05, 2008, 10:28:25 AM
Maybe it's time for you to take him for a trip to the dog pound so that he can see what awaits him if he don't stop this behavior.

We got him from the pound about a month ago. He lived there for a year. I think that is where he picked up his disgusting habits.

He is part pit and part great dane. He is large, so his farts are large also.
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Re: Elmo keeps farting in my room
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2008, 01:03:07 AM »
You have to get one of those test tube brushes and clean him out.
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Re: Elmo keeps farting in my room
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2008, 12:22:04 PM »
give him a toy to play with.....
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Re: Elmo keeps farting in my room
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2008, 04:22:09 PM »
Quote from: jacques on October 05, 2008, 10:24:32 AM
The dog is disgusting. It sounds like a wet one everytime and smells realy really bad. I do not know what to do. I think it may peel the parkerizing right off my rifles.

at least you have someone to blame the farts on. go with it. if it does not work out change the dogs' diet.
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Re: Elmo keeps farting in my room
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2008, 04:23:01 PM »
I don't even have a dog, but I still blame it on the dog...
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Re: Elmo keeps farting in my room
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2008, 04:21:49 PM »
How's the dog of late Jacques?
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Offline Howardw56

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Re: Elmo keeps farting in my room
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2008, 04:38:29 PM »
Quote from: chris on October 09, 2008, 04:22:09 PM
Quote from: jacques on October 05, 2008, 10:24:32 AM
The dog is disgusting. It sounds like a wet one everytime and smells realy really bad. I do not know what to do. I think it may peel the parkerizing right off my rifles.

at least you have someone to blame the farts on. go with it. if it does not work out change the dogs' diet.

I have 3 dogs, so there is always someone to blame
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Offline chris

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Re: Elmo keeps farting in my room
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2008, 05:21:40 PM »
just blame the dog and call it a day. having a dog to blame farts on is the best
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Re: Elmo keeps farting in my room
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2008, 07:57:41 PM »
Beano???? ;D
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Re: Elmo keeps farting in my room
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2024, 09:02:17 PM »
Everyone smited for posting in first thread ever and being from 2008 start of the great recession.

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Re: Elmo keeps farting in my room
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2024, 09:23:40 PM »
Did somebody say Elmo?

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Re: Elmo keeps farting in my room
« Reply #13 on: Today at 07:54:50 AM »
Like  The Who said in song ....

You know where to put the cork !
Were not gonna take it
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