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Offline Pinto

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Even though CGN is down, we still have our enemies ... I can identify with this guy ...

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/26/asia/spider-mistake-domestic-violence-australia/

"Come on mate, what have you done to her?"

Police were questioning a "flushed" and "out of breath" man who had answered the door to a flat in Wollstonecraft, a small harborside suburb of Sydney, Australia.

The booming sounds of a man shouting "I'm going to kill you" and a "woman screaming hysterically" had earlier echoed through the apartment block, sometime before 2.00am, Saturday November 21. The commotion disturbed neighbors, who were quick to alert the local police force.

"Where's your wife?" asked one of the policemen.

"I don't have one," the homeowner responded, after inhaling some air.

"Where's your girlfriend?" the officer continued.

"I don't have one," he said.

Unsatisfied, the same policeman pressed: "We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?"

"I don't know what you're talking about. I live alone," the man protested.

The officers then told the man that neighbors had heard death threats, screams and the crash of furniture being flung around the apartment.

"It was a spider," the man tentatively explained.

"A really big one."

Incredulous, the policeman asked: "What about the women screaming?"

"Yeah sorry that was me," he said. "I really, really hate spiders."

« Last Edit: November 26, 2015, 01:15:08 PM by Pinto »

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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2015, 01:20:03 PM »
Something like this?  :P

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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2015, 08:45:05 PM »
In 'Straylya spiders can kill you.
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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2015, 08:48:07 PM »
Wait, are you guys telling me you've never used "the spider made me scream like a woman" cover story?

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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2015, 08:57:32 PM »
Hahaha.. even though i hate spiders with a passion, i have never screamed like a woman, but have been guily of doing the "crazy spider dance" when one of them is on me, or when i walk into a spider web..     ;D

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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2015, 10:59:38 PM »

I'd be screaming like a woman if I had a frigging spider like this in my house!!
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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2015, 01:02:17 AM »
Never understood the whole fear of spiders thing, how often does anyone in the US actually get killed by one? I've lived in a house infested with black widows before, even found the things walking around on me, still never been bitten. It's not like they want to eat people, they only bite you when they sense aggression. They're like little miniature CCW permit holders - they can kill you if they feel like they need to, but otherwise they're quite cordial.
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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2015, 04:29:37 AM »
I don't dig spiders either

Offline elx144

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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2015, 09:16:42 AM »
another reason why they need to end their ridiculous gun regulations

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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2015, 09:36:55 AM »
Don't do it, you'll be sorry...ah hell, go ahead and do it, it'll be funny.
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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2015, 05:37:01 PM »
Spiders gonna spide...
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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2015, 06:20:57 PM »
You can't understand the fear of Satan's minions walking the earth? What's wrong with you?  I would feint if a giant spider was in my place.  The huntsman spiders can be the size of a dinner plate!  Thank God I am sitting as I type this.



Never understood the whole fear of spiders thing, how often does anyone in the US actually get killed by one? I've lived in a house infested with black widows before, even found the things walking around on me, still never been bitten. It's not like they want to eat people, they only bite you when they sense aggression. They're like little miniature CCW permit holders - they can kill you if they feel like they need to, but otherwise they're quite cordial.

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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2015, 06:30:59 PM »
They all look flat after I step on them, or crush them off the wall.

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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2015, 11:27:39 PM »
 ;D holy crap, they thought his screams were that of a woman.
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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2015, 11:37:39 PM »

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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2015, 07:37:02 AM »


You need one more post to unleash my friend.

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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2015, 09:35:54 AM »

I'd be screaming like a woman if I had a frigging spider like this in my house!!

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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2015, 10:02:55 AM »
This thread is giving me the willies!

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Re: Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2015, 05:27:29 PM »
This thread is giving me the willies!
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