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Is CALGUNS down due to government takeover?

Yes, they want to divide and conqure before the election
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This sounds like something SAS would come up with
The DOJ (Kes' handlers) decided to put us in disarray
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Offline Satex

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Is CALGUNS down due to government takeover?
« on: October 17, 2008, 07:33:18 PM »
So for the conspiracy lovers amongst you all, what's really going on?
Why is the forum down/up/slow...
Only wacky and fun theories will be considered.
Let's be creative and original.
Make SAS proud with this one!  :o
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Offline REDHORSE

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Re: Is CALGUNS down due to government takeover?
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2008, 07:47:26 PM »
I blame ACORN! They're responsible for bringing down the servers!  ;)
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Re: Is CALGUNS down due to government takeover?
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2008, 08:10:38 PM »
TOO EASY:

It's all Bush's fault!
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Re: Is CALGUNS down due to government takeover?
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2008, 09:14:31 PM »
Quote from: VegasND on October 17, 2008, 08:10:38 PM
TOO EASY:

It's all Bush's fault!

Nooo its Bidens first step the his second AW band...
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Re: Is CALGUNS down due to government takeover?
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2008, 09:17:06 PM »
Quote from: solidmch on October 17, 2008, 09:14:31 PM
Quote from: VegasND on October 17, 2008, 08:10:38 PM
TOO EASY:

It's all Bush's fault!

Nooo its Bidens first step the his second AW band...

Only this time it will be known as:

Saint Obama's Salvation of the Unworthy Owners of Dangerous Things
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Re: Is CALGUNS down due to government takeover?
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2008, 10:42:00 PM »
I suspect Madonna. Actually rumor is that Guy Ritchie purchased the countless adopted rug rats they have toy guns from Toys-R-Us. She came home one night after a long pre-tour dance session of gyrations with half-clothed chiseled 20 somethings. She came back to Casa-De-Madonna to find the kids playing cops-n-robbers with Nerf guns while Guy was salivating watching Hannity and Colmes clips of Sarah Palin in the Sandbox handling M4's.

Madonna, not being one to share the spotlight decided to kick Guy to the curb and launch and DDoS attack using women of questionable morals and exceptional computer skills against all 2A proponents.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2008, 10:47:54 PM by BB63squid »
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Re: Is CALGUNS down due to government takeover?
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2008, 10:46:12 PM »
What happens in .net fight club stays in .net fight club.  STOP ASKING!
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Re: Is CALGUNS down due to government takeover?
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2008, 12:46:13 AM »
Quote from: BB63squid on October 17, 2008, 10:42:00 PM
I suspect Madonna. Actually rumor is that Guy Ritchie purchased the countless adopted rug rats they have toy guns from Toys-R-Us. She came home one night after a long pre-tour dance session of gyrations with half-clothed chiseled 20 somethings. She came back to Casa-De-Madonna to find the kids playing cops-n-robbers with Nerf guns while Guy was salivating watching Hannity and Colmes clips of Sarah Palin in the Sandbox handling M4's.

Madonna, not being one to share the spotlight decided to kick Guy to the curb and launch and DDoS attack using women of questionable morals and exceptional computer skills against all 2A proponents.

I am Odysseus, and I approve this message.

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