Author Topic: I think my cat is plotting against me (Read 12036 times)

FP562 · « **on:** November 25, 2015, 03:05:19 PM »

Advice?

orangeusa · « **Reply #1 on:** November 25, 2015, 03:07:02 PM »

If you wake up and it's on your face, don't fight it, and don't panic.
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LowThudd · « **Reply #2 on:** November 25, 2015, 03:15:38 PM »

Teach it to fetch, that's what I did(really). Fetching cats are fun, and they feel as though they have accomplished something useful.

FP562 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 25, 2015, 03:16:36 PM »

Quote from: LowThudd on November 25, 2015, 03:15:38 PM

Teach it to fetch, that's what I did(really). Fetching cats are fun, and they feel as though they have accomplished something useful.

She is blind.... AAR, bloodhawk and kygen can confirm.

bloodhawke83 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 25, 2015, 03:19:03 PM »

Quote from: FP562 on November 25, 2015, 03:16:36 PM

Quote from: LowThudd on November 25, 2015, 03:15:38 PM
Teach it to fetch, that's what I did(really). Fetching cats are fun, and they feel as though they have accomplished something useful.

She is blind.... AAR, bloodhawk and kygen can confirm.

at least her puke was dry...

tuolumnejim · « **Reply #5 on:** November 25, 2015, 03:19:24 PM »

Probably knows you want to vote for a commie, IMHO the cat will be justified when it smothers you in you're sleep.

FP562 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 25, 2015, 03:23:55 PM »

Quote from: tuolumnejim on November 25, 2015, 03:19:24 PM

Probably knows you want to vote for a commie, IMHO the cat will be justified when it smothers you in you're sleep.

I am sorry jim, who should I vote for? Please convince me.

Hippies_have_guns_too · « **Reply #7 on:** November 25, 2015, 03:40:12 PM »

big cannon · « **Reply #8 on:** November 25, 2015, 03:50:16 PM »

All cats plot all humans demise. They are spawns of the devil.

tuolumnejim · « **Reply #9 on:** November 25, 2015, 03:51:11 PM »

Quote from: FP562 on November 25, 2015, 03:23:55 PM

Quote from: tuolumnejim on November 25, 2015, 03:19:24 PM
Probably knows you want to vote for a commie, IMHO the cat will be justified when it smothers you in you're sleep.

I am sorry jim, who should I vote for? Please convince me.

Whoever you want, but myself I would never even consider someone that wants to ban firearms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_62eU2P2W2M

AAR · « **Reply #10 on:** November 25, 2015, 04:18:48 PM »

bloodhawke83 · « **Reply #11 on:** November 25, 2015, 04:20:44 PM »

btw, i sat in fp's cat's dry puke. it was blind cat.

AAR · « **Reply #12 on:** November 25, 2015, 04:21:23 PM »

Hey OP throw the blind cat to the floor... It will debunk the myth "cats always land on their feet"

(PS:I'm glad epeleticninja isnt on here hed have a heart attack if he heard about your cat)

L84Cabo · « **Reply #13 on:** November 25, 2015, 04:22:44 PM »

Why? What did you do?

cdtx2001 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 25, 2015, 04:30:28 PM »

Quote from: Hippies_have_guns_too on November 25, 2015, 03:40:12 PM

SOON

evorider · « **Reply #15 on:** November 25, 2015, 04:39:43 PM »

They say cats would kill their humans if they could so don't turn your back on it!

LowThudd · « **Reply #16 on:** November 25, 2015, 04:51:24 PM »

Quote from: AAR on November 25, 2015, 04:18:48 PM

Satex · « **Reply #17 on:** November 25, 2015, 05:05:07 PM »

Cats do nothing but plot how to kill their caretakers.

teetsjones · « **Reply #18 on:** November 25, 2015, 05:07:09 PM »

Quote from: FP562 on November 25, 2015, 03:05:19 PM

Advice?

All good cats have a plan to kill everyone they meet, you just happen to be hypersensitive to that aura.

Marino · « **Reply #19 on:** November 25, 2015, 05:13:31 PM »

Quote from: FP562 on November 25, 2015, 03:05:19 PM

Advice?

Do you want to build a snowman?

Pitbull30 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 25, 2015, 05:30:31 PM »

You didnt post any of the signs you are experiencing. :ban:

vliberatore · « **Reply #21 on:** November 25, 2015, 05:35:18 PM »

Quote from: teetsjones on November 25, 2015, 05:07:09 PM

Quote from: FP562 on November 25, 2015, 03:05:19 PM
Advice?
All good cats have a plan to kill everyone they meet, you just happen to be hypersensitive to that aura.

Cats are Marines?

teetsjones · « **Reply #22 on:** November 25, 2015, 06:04:16 PM »

Quote from: vliberatore on November 25, 2015, 05:35:18 PM

Quote from: teetsjones on November 25, 2015, 05:07:09 PM
Quote from: FP562 on November 25, 2015, 03:05:19 PM
Advice?
All good cats have a plan to kill everyone they meet, you just happen to be hypersensitive to that aura.

Cats are Marines?

Marines do that too!?

big cannon · « **Reply #23 on:** November 25, 2015, 06:04:24 PM »

Quote from: Satex on November 25, 2015, 05:05:07 PM

Cats do nothing but plot how to kill their caretakers.

Not caretakers. Staff.

vliberatore · « **Reply #24 on:** November 25, 2015, 06:09:39 PM »

Quote from: teetsjones on November 25, 2015, 06:04:16 PM

Quote from: vliberatore on November 25, 2015, 05:35:18 PM
Quote from: teetsjones on November 25, 2015, 05:07:09 PM
Quote from: FP562 on November 25, 2015, 03:05:19 PM
Advice?
All good cats have a plan to kill everyone they meet, you just happen to be hypersensitive to that aura.

Cats are Marines?
Marines do that too!?

teetsjones · « **Reply #25 on:** November 25, 2015, 06:15:40 PM »

Quote from: vliberatore on November 25, 2015, 06:09:39 PM

Quote from: teetsjones on November 25, 2015, 06:04:16 PM
Quote from: vliberatore on November 25, 2015, 05:35:18 PM
Quote from: teetsjones on November 25, 2015, 05:07:09 PM
Quote from: FP562 on November 25, 2015, 03:05:19 PM
Advice?
All good cats have a plan to kill everyone they meet, you just happen to be hypersensitive to that aura.

Cats are Marines?
Marines do that too!?

Someone needs to put that saying on the cat picture.

vliberatore · « **Reply #26 on:** November 25, 2015, 06:18:26 PM »

teetsjones · « **Reply #27 on:** November 25, 2015, 06:21:27 PM »

Quote from: vliberatore on November 25, 2015, 06:18:26 PM

LMAO Bane Kitty. Now I have wet cracker crumbs all over my screen and keyboard.

vliberatore · « **Reply #28 on:** November 25, 2015, 06:26:17 PM »

Bane kitty seemed to be the most appropriate one. Other was chemistry cat.

teetsjones · « **Reply #29 on:** November 25, 2015, 06:38:27 PM »

Great choice, I still giggle when I see it.