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Hot Topics => Off Topic Discussion => Topic started by: Em2 on March 01, 2023, 08:05:04 PM
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Like it says, funny pictures, family friendly
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Smited for being the last one to close down the bar.
Wait.
Damn it someone smite me.
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Smited.
I don't think I'm allowed to do that yet. Imma go stand in the corner.
Everyone in my house sure picked a great day to get sick.
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Smited for being the last one to close down the bar.
Wait.
Damn it someone smite me.
Smite for not following instructions.
PICTURE thread
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Here's a picture for you. ;D https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chocolate%20starfish
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Here's a picture for you. ;D https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chocolate%20starfish
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Somebody teach this newb how to post memes, this is pathetic. .Net .Org and I still can't figure it out.
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Somebody teach this newb how to post memes, this is pathetic. .Net .Org and I still can't figure it out.
Do an image search, find the pic you want. Right click it and choose "Copy Image Link".
Then here (or at .net) you can either click the little camera icon in the menu (above the emojis) that will make the two "img" codes or you can just type them, like this -
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(I had to make pic of the example because posting the img codes alone it won't show up)
And then paste the URL image link in between the img codes. Done!
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Smited for being the last one to close down the bar.
Wait.
Damn it someone smite me.
Done....
and....
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Here's a picture for you. ;D https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chocolate%20starfish
Rusty Sheriffs Badge
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Ahh, Spring. Lots of folks would like a reset.
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Here's a picture for you. ;D https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chocolate%20starfish
"rusty bullet hole"
LMAO
Funny pic:
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Joe's Build Back Better List of Achievements
Walmart is closing 23 stores in 8 states (all blue).
Target is closing 9 stores in 4 states (all blue).
Walgreens is closing 900 stores (mostly blue)
Bed bath and beyond is closing its remaining 360 stores.
Lowes has closed 50 stores.
Macy's is closing 150 stores (mainly blue)
Starbucks has closed 61 stores (mainly blue)
Home Depot is closing 15 stores
Dollar Tree is closing 1,000 stores
Foot Locker is closing 400 stores
Gap is closing 350 stores
Party City is closing 24 stores (mainly blue)
Big Lots is closing stores in Cali and Colorado
Burger King is closing 400 stores
Best Buy is closing 20 stores
Boston Market is closing 27 stores
Kmart only has 2 stores left
Sears closed all but 22 stores
Regal Cinemas has closed 429 movie theaters
Kroger grocery chain has closed 413 stores
US Bank is closing 23 branches
Wells Fargo is closing over 60 branches
Capital One is closing 50 branches
Bank of America is closing 20 branches
All because the economy is so wonderful
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Joe's Build Back Better List of Achievements
Walmart is closing 23 stores in 8 states (all blue).
Target is closing 9 stores in 4 states (all blue).
Walgreens is closing 900 stores (mostly blue)
Bed bath and beyond is closing its remaining 360 stores.
Lowes has closed 50 stores.
Macy's is closing 150 stores (mainly blue)
Starbucks has closed 61 stores (mainly blue)
Home Depot is closing 15 stores
Dollar Tree is closing 1,000 stores
Foot Locker is closing 400 stores
Gap is closing 350 stores
Party City is closing 24 stores (mainly blue)
Big Lots is closing stores in Cali and Colorado
Burger King is closing 400 stores
Best Buy is closing 20 stores
Boston Market is closing 27 stores
Kmart only has 2 stores left
Sears closed all but 22 stores
Regal Cinemas has closed 429 movie theaters
Kroger grocery chain has closed 413 stores
US Bank is closing 23 branches
Wells Fargo is closing over 60 branches
Capital One is closing 50 branches
Bank of America is closing 20 branches
All because the economy is so wonderful
Smited, you forgot funny pic
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Smited, you forgot funny pic
Sorry, I apologize, it won't happen again. ;D
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I thought this was what he was referring to with "Build Back Better"...
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Anyone notice that "Mom" stabbed a hole in the tip of the condom with the thumb tack? ;D ;D
It appears that she wants a grandchild more than a responsible son. ???
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Anyone notice that "Mom" stabbed a hole in the tip of the condom with the thumb tack? ;D ;D
It appears that she wants a grandchild more than a responsible son. ???
Smited for being an explainer.
Never be a joke explainer, it's levels of magnitude higher than going full retard.
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Anyone notice that "Mom" stabbed a hole in the tip of the condom with the thumb tack? ;D ;D
It appears that she wants a grandchild more than a responsible son. ???
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Ha, yeah I thought the Mom letter with a condom attached was a enough of a joke to begin with. ::)
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Driving in Eastern Kentucky and came across a roadside Ammunition seller. He had ammo, primers and powder for sale.
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I love this. I only have four kids and have two toilets, which is rough enough!
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I do not know if this is particularly funny, but my oldest son packed me a snack for for work and I got a love note taped to the inside of the lid. :-*
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I love this. I only have four kids and have two toilets, which is rough enough!. . .
I can empathize.
My Grandparents had five kids and one bathroom. At least they also had an outhouse; though, when the snow was deep and it was in the negative numbers Fahrenheit, it wasn't all that attractive an option. :o
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This one is funny because I do this and get paid at the same time:
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Sorry it is so large though. I do not know how to make it smaller.
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I can empathize.
My Grandparents had five kids and one bathroom. At least they also had an outhouse; though, when the snow was deep and it was in the negative numbers Fahrenheit, it wasn't all that attractive an option. :o
Yikes (to the cold). I cannot survive in that weather.
Is this the grandma that would bake a lot sometimes?
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I can empathize.
My Grandparents had five kids and one bathroom. At least they also had an outhouse; though, when the snow was deep and it was in the negative numbers Fahrenheit, it wasn't all that attractive an option. :o
Yikes (to the cold). I cannot survive in that weather.
Is this the grandma that would bake a lot sometimes?
Once you become acclimated to the cold, it's not so bad. Well, until you get older. Then acclimation only goes so far.
Yep. A lot of pies. . . among other things.