My cousin's wife drank a bottle of wine then announced she's heading over to Best Buy for Black Friday Sales. We all looked at her as though she was crazy. Crazy drunk, too.
My cousin drove her there and dropped her off and sped off into the darkness. He said, "F that madness!" I don't know what the heck she thought she could find.
If she went to Walmart, she would have been in good company with the rest of the savages and drunk idiots.