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Offline [variable]

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If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« on: November 24, 2015, 08:54:13 PM »
Need something to do while waiting.   :'(

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2015, 08:59:23 PM »
"What difference does it make?"

Her career should have been over as soon as those words left her rotten mouth.
If you needed any further evidence that this country was forever damaged by the Democrats, that was it.
I can't quit you man......

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2015, 09:18:30 PM »
CZ
I'm only here for the timeshare presentation

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2015, 06:03:51 PM »
What a question. Good thing I'm not dead, huh?

Oh, wait... You said HORSE.

Never mind.
Carpe Canem.

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2015, 06:07:21 PM »
What a question. Good thing I'm not dead, huh?

Oh, wait... You said HORSE.

Never mind.

Eh, close enough

Offline Somkey the Hores

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2015, 06:14:58 PM »
What a question. Good thing I'm not dead, huh?

Oh, wait... You said HORSE.

Never mind.

Eh, close enough

Come at me, Trigger.
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Offline Von Brownings Ghost

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2015, 07:51:47 PM »
Reminds me of a nursery rhyme from my idyllic childhood.

"Old McDonald, sittin' on a bench
Beatin' his meat with a monkey wrench."

Yum-ta-da-da-da.... Dump dump!

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2015, 10:23:31 PM »
Hillary Clinton.

Oh, horse, sorry I didn't see the "s"
« Last Edit: November 25, 2015, 10:29:39 PM by teetsjones »

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2015, 04:26:32 AM »
I would never beat a horse.

Naaayyyyyy.


I might flog the dog however...occasionally.
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Don't do it, you'll be sorry...ah hell, go ahead and do it, it'll be funny.
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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2015, 04:53:14 AM »
Is it better to pistol whip a dead horse with a Glock or a 1911?

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2015, 05:07:09 AM »
Don't do it, you'll be sorry...ah hell, go ahead and do it, it'll be funny.
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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2015, 06:21:15 AM »
In the event of an ACTUAL emergency, YOU'LL be replying from the bottom of the Pacific.  :-p

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2015, 09:23:53 AM »

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2015, 10:04:12 AM »
Hillary Clinton.

Oh, horse, sorry I didn't see the "s"

Wait, what?

That old horse is finally dead?

I guess the media with wait until after the election to mention it ...  ;D
Not that kind of Doctor ...

Offline teetsjones

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2015, 02:50:09 PM »
Hillary Clinton.

Oh, horse, sorry I didn't see the "s"

Wait, what?

That old horse is finally dead?

I guess the media with wait until after the election to mention it ...  ;D
I guess she is still alive, but in my defense, look at her, does she look alive?

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2015, 03:14:03 PM »
I can't get no .22 shells because of all the hoarders and flippers.

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2015, 03:16:34 PM »
Neckbeard....never go full Neckbeard when it comes to 22LR

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2015, 10:45:12 PM »
Hillary Clinton.

Oh, horse, sorry I didn't see the "s"

Wait, what?

That old horse is finally dead?

I guess the media with wait until after the election to mention it ...  ;D
I guess she is still alive, but in my defense, look at her, does she look alive?

What is a teetsjones my friend?

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2016, 06:37:09 PM »
Peyton Manning?  :P
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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2016, 01:24:18 PM »
Whichever you choose, I'm sure the meat will be pretty tender :P

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2016, 01:39:32 PM »
Glock vs 1911. That one never gets old.

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Re: If you could only beat one dead horse, which would it be?
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2016, 01:41:09 PM »
How about .380 vs .45 has that been beat yet