He must be hung like a horse. If I was hung like a horse, I'd be showing it off all the time, too.
Horse hung stories I can not post here due to it beig a family forum...
I have known of people that have taken bets on their length before.
Absolutely! Horse stories can quickly become 'child unfriendly' But in the right company they're pretty funny.
Quick Cowboy joke: Why do cowboys all have horse manure in their mustache?
It's a 'Sing-Along!'
Hummm--
"Lookin' for love in all the wrong places..."