Hey, Randall.
How's the Big Apple?
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New York true story:
A guy I know was in NY for a business meeting, a little lost and maybe running late, he had left his watch in the hotel room.
He asked a guy on the street with a watch if he knew what time it was.
The guy replied "Yeah, I know, it's time for you to get a f***in' watch!"
Gotta love NY....