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Offline Glockman19

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Re: I think my cat is plotting against me
« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2015, 06:57:37 PM »
Kitty Prozac  ;D

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Re: I think my cat is plotting against me
« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2015, 07:48:56 PM »
Of course it is. Cats used to be worshipped, and they haven't forgotten.
Carpe Canem.

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Re: I think my cat is plotting against me
« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2015, 07:51:03 PM »
Poor eye site. I thought it said Car.

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Re: I think my cat is plotting against me
« Reply #33 on: November 25, 2015, 07:57:28 PM »
My boobs deserve better than this.

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Re: I think my cat is plotting against me
« Reply #34 on: November 26, 2015, 06:04:17 AM »
Hey, be thankful you're not the postal carrier.

Don't do it, you'll be sorry...ah hell, go ahead and do it, it'll be funny.
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Re: I think my cat is plotting against me
« Reply #35 on: November 26, 2015, 06:06:16 AM »
Or you could always teach him who's the boss.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRp7ezUqbI
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Re: I think my cat is plotting against me
« Reply #36 on: November 26, 2015, 06:08:14 AM »
Okay, I found out why your cat is plotting against you...revenge!

Don't do it, you'll be sorry...ah hell, go ahead and do it, it'll be funny.
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Re: I think my cat is plotting against me
« Reply #37 on: November 26, 2015, 06:19:32 AM »
I spent 4 hours burying my cat

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Re: I think my cat is plotting against me
« Reply #38 on: November 26, 2015, 06:36:01 AM »
I spent 4 hours burying my cat
It's easier if you can get it into a burlap sack...keeps the struggling and the clawing down.
Don't do it, you'll be sorry...ah hell, go ahead and do it, it'll be funny.
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Re: I think my cat is plotting against me
« Reply #39 on: November 26, 2015, 08:11:24 AM »
I spent 4 hours burying my cat
It's easier if you can get it into a burlap sack...keeps the struggling and the clawing down.

Why bury a perfectly good cat? There are great Asian recipes online.

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Re: I think my cat is plotting against me
« Reply #40 on: November 26, 2015, 08:11:44 AM »
I spent 4 hours burying my cat
It's easier if you can get it into a burlap sack...keeps the struggling and the clawing down.

Slightly OT, but I found out recently the source of the phrase "The cat is out of the bag". It turns out, at one time in the UK, it was common for unscrupulous butchers who were selling live suckling pigs to swap a stray cat into the bag in place of the pig.  Purchaser would get home and "let the cat out of the bag", and the rouse would be up. lol

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Re: I think my cat is plotting against me
« Reply #41 on: November 26, 2015, 01:39:42 PM »
Advice?

Would it help if calguns smites your cat my friend?

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Re: I think my cat is plotting against me
« Reply #42 on: November 26, 2015, 03:33:31 PM »
Just go pet yur pussy.