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Offline FormerBiker

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‘Twas the week before Thanksgiving
« on: November 27, 2015, 08:46:59 AM »
‘Twas the week before Thanksgiving
And all through the net
Calguns members were fretting
Their energy spent

Keyboards were smashed
Members pulled their hair
They were lost
Calguns wasn’t there

The children were scared
And hiding under their beds
While dad ranted and raved
And claimed that Librarian was dead

Kestryl  was reassuring
And said do not fear
There is a back-up   
That is very near.

Those with the smarts
And could do a search
Would find a strange blue world
Where they could perch

Talk of guns galore
And politics be found
Their blood pressure lowered
Their sanity became sound

So Turkey day was saved
In part at least
As members pigged out
On their Thanksgiving feast ;D


Feel free to add your own verse.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2015, 08:51:42 AM by FormerBiker »
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Offline Pistolero805

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Re: ‘Twas the week before Thanksgiving
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2015, 01:44:23 PM »
Then they began
Speaking a language I couldn't quite comprehend
Politely speaking of Tere Hanges, my friend
Almost as if a strike of lightening
Ugly came about and began the smiting
Karma was good, then became bad
All because of a fella with visible abs

Offline anyracoon

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Re: ‘Twas the week before Thanksgiving
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2015, 01:48:38 PM »
Than it is just as I thought,

Fighter Pilot posted a picture of his abs and the CalGuns crashed!

Offline DysfunctionalVeteran

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Re: ‘Twas the week before Thanksgiving
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2015, 01:52:09 PM »
...Didn't know anything about high profile chicks.
They searched for the Chief, Marcello, and Boberama
But all they could find were
Crazy girl 2cutetoshoot pics.

Offline Pistolero805

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Re: ‘Twas the week before Thanksgiving
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2015, 02:06:00 PM »
There also was a dysfunctional vet who was a dead ringer
For the one they call 45David1/buttfinger
He thought he was slick, he thought he was sly
But we all know it's the same guy



Offline Eat Dirt

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Re: ‘Twas the week before Thanksgiving
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2015, 06:55:14 PM »
I looked for the group buy of the 91 / 30
and  all I found was the Avatar's that are so dirty

All I need for my collection is just one more Mosin
I'll make room in my safe to make sure it  goes in

Offline elx144

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Re: ‘Twas the week before Thanksgiving
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2015, 07:57:17 PM »
he though he was slick, he thought he was nimble
then elx144's son let out a small tremble
it wasn't he heat, for this was a cold winter
the beans and the boobs were turding a timble
this great calguns shortage has shirted a shartage