‘Twas the week before Thanksgiving
And all through the net
Calguns members were fretting
Their energy spent
Keyboards were smashed
Members pulled their hair
They were lost
Calguns wasn’t there
The children were scared
And hiding under their beds
While dad ranted and raved
And claimed that Librarian was dead
Kestryl was reassuring
And said do not fear
There is a back-up
That is very near.
Those with the smarts
And could do a search
Would find a strange blue world
Where they could perch
Talk of guns galore
And politics be found
Their blood pressure lowered
Their sanity became sound
So Turkey day was saved
In part at least
As members pigged out
On their Thanksgiving feast
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