I'm already spending WAAY too much time on PSA... i might need a govt bailout soon
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Just tell tell the credit card forgiveness program you're one of zero's children and have been buying
Christmas gifts for the less-fortunate.
All you need are your debts taken care of by the taxpayers, a bag of weed, skittles, iced tea, and a Glock Foo-Tay!