Thread about nothing #3

[Moonclip]

Oh BTW, I had a job for today that they cancelled me out on.  I would have only had about 4 hours off between jobs, so instead of running me straight thru at double time, they told me to stay home. 

I know its national "CALL IN GAY" day.

I DID NOT "CALL IN GAY" today. 

I AM NOT GAY!  I LOVE TANG (orange TANG too)  TOO MUCH! 

Orange/red "tang"is my favorite...

[Moonclip]

This is one of my God daughter in Mexico - Se llama Claudia - She just turned 21 last week and is now looking for a "sponsor" - So I am interviewing - Send in your qualifications please -

Hmmmm....

[Moonclip]

Ill sick Moonclip on you!  We all know he'd love that! lol

You can have claudia, she sure is purty tho.  I generally prefer gueras but I do like some variety here and there

My illegal neighbor has an elegible daughter as well guys. 

[jacques]

Hey, Ho!
Whatcha know?

Gunny's here drawing again.
Time for lunch.

For the first 12 years I worked at Suzuki, it was shirt slacks and tie everyday...full suits were for dinners, meetings and the top guys wore them everyday. Now it's mostly "business casual" wear.
Ties are male plumage to attract the females.
Old ties have uses in the bedroom.
 

I thought, maybe, the purpose of a tie was to cover up the buttons on your shirt. Other than that, I have no idea.

[Moonclip]

il take grecia! we can PPT lol jk, she looks fun..and of course and outstanding young woman

Bean, you wouldnt know what to do with that.

I'm sure I could teach her a few things though...

[jacques]

MC, good to see you are up and about. Well, I am going to leave work and go put my tie on. Then go to the party and eat like a pig. Talk to you guys around 11.

[Moonclip]

Well, results back from car. Oil line blew out, will be covered. Rental is in our future.  I want them to rent me a Masarati.  Hope I get it.   They will refill with oil, replace part, then check for damage.

You know better, things need to be kept well lubed up. 

[Moonclip]

MC, good to see you are up and about. Well, I am going to leave work and go put my tie on. Then go to the party and eat like a pig. Talk to you guys around 11.

I still am not over it though.  Thanks for the concern though.  I think most calgunners could care less if I dropped dead or would even  maybe enjoy that. 

[Moonclip]

Lunch cosisted of homemade refried beans made with manteca de tocino.  Homemade tostadas.  Just smeared some beans on, and a little cheese, and some tapatio.  Simple, but good. I cooked it up.  Wifes at work!

A good meal can be had with just very good tortillas, salsa and beans, and maybe some cheese.  I must admit lard should be used for maximum flavor. 

[Moonclip]

[+1.

I want to play hide and seek with them...

I want them to sit on my lap and tell me what they want for Xmas.

[Moonclip]

I speak fluent spanish and fluent english. there i win , kthxbai

Yes, but I'm fluent in the language of love.....

You have not lived until you have made love to someone who does not speak a language you understand...

[Moonclip]

I speak fluent spanish and fluent english. there i win , kthxbai

Yes, but I'm fluent in the language of love.....

pfff, thats my major

Sorry son, i've already got my PHD....

But I am better looking than any of you.

I have the best gun collection, thats always a winner with the ladies

[Moonclip]

http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/showthread.php?t=137246&page=8

.net ban in-

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Tabasco is for white people though my dad prefers it.  I like the Asian rooster stuff too though my dad does not.  I put so much in my pho, Black Majik at the pho meet was concerned on how much I was seating and turning red!

[Moonclip]

Anyone want to do a last minute El Torito meet in Los Alamitos at 7ish?  Or maybe pho?

[Moonclip]

Im gonna be packing a few bottles with me.. casino drinks get expensive!

Casino drinks are free if you are gambling.

But yeah, if your not, they are outragious

Flasks and pocket shots and mini bottles are your friend. 

[Moonclip]

Im hungry again. The frijoles didnt cut it to long.

If I eat more than 2-3 meatless meals in a row I feel the same.

[Moonclip]

See you guys later. Time to leave work. I think I will make spaghetti tonight.

MMMM, dont forget the flour tortillas.

Flour tortillas FTW!  I rarely eat corn. 

[Moonclip]

I post alone.
Yeah, I post by myself.
You know when I post alone
I prefer to be by myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4&feature=related

1 buorbon, one scotch and one beer?  Scotch SUCKS.

[Moonclip]

"Bean - International man of mystery - "

Yup, people all over the world wonder about him...

And I even have a PPK just like Bond!

[Moonclip]

Back home now. Had some lasagna for din din.  Got the rental, almost had a 525...  got repoed before I left the building.  Damn it.  Oh well, got a brand spankin new Camry tho.  Time to mash out and drive it like you stole it.  I love rentals!

I love rentals too, I have even taken a rental Caddilac off road to go shooting!

[Moonclip]

Do they need stockings to hang by the fire?

I am good at stuffing stockings   Anyways when I came home from hospital as an infant, I was so small they brought me home in a stocking!  My sister screamed, take him back!

[Moonclip]

"Had some lasagna for din din."

Did you put it on tortillas with tapatio sauce?

I knew a guy at work who liked Tabasco on everything.
So at a Gun Show I found a nylon belt pouch that would exactly fit a small bottle of Tabasco.
I gave it to him with a fresh bottle in it for the Xmas gift exchange.

He claims Del Taco's "El Scorcho" blend is nothing but ice water.
A true Cajun, ya know.

El scorcho and Taco Bell fire sauce are sooo not hot. 

[Moonclip]

You bet your sweet little biscuits I put tapatio on the lasagna!  No torts tho.  Use those only on spegetee!

You are so chunty...

[Moonclip]

I am not single, but still am the right HOMBRE for the job.  I am a mman of many women.  Kinda like Zohan!  Dont mess with the Zohan!

I have not seen movie yet but I am undercover Mossad, shhh, don't tell anyone.  I gave it away to Frijol anyways, he knows of my love for Galils. 

[Moonclip]

[Ever meet a mexican who was an only child?

My father for one.  My mom has a 1/2 sis who is 1/2 white.    I have no cousins, aunts or uncles! 

[Moonclip]

I have seen adam evolve.

 when he started a few months ago , he was really cheap and a really cool guys, now hes just another greedy FFL. Sucks. he is giving us alot of neat stuff from out of state and doing all this good service.

Yeah, gougers like 10% and J&J will not see any of my cash.  I don't know why more people don't support that Rudolph guy doing 5% over cost sales.  10% had the audacity to attack him too and emplied he was a commie. 

[technique]

Trade you a AA .308 lower for sure!!!!!!!!

[Moonclip]

I don't know - But we never should discussed any of that out in the open anyways -

I wonder if doj bothers monitoring .org as well and especially tan, lol. 

[Moonclip]

How did it turn out?

Once we tried to home-brew wine coolers, using Kool-Aid as flavouring.

Not well. Not well at all. We tried to do a high-fructose, high-alcohol malt brew, then add flavouring after. Tasted like Tasty Grape airplane fuel. Nobody would touch the stuff except our friend Tobes, he finished it all. Though he also once finished a whole bottle of Wild Turkey and spend the rest of the night sitting in a corner, staring into space.

Wilt Turkey and Tanquray gin caused me to projectile vomit for 1st time in my life IIRC. 

[Moonclip]

Good morning. Rain would be nice, my car needs to be washed 

Mine has not been washed since last rain!  I am such a slob at times, bike needs a detailing too.  Ever see Trainspotting, I have a bathroom that is like the dirtiest bathroom in Scotland.

Dang I want some good fish and chips too, where can they be had?  Don't tell me H Salt.