There are too many boobies on here. No one needs that many boobies. The average is 2, except on Mars where it can be 2.34. Anything containing over 10 boobies must be banned for our children's sake! They sell High Capacity Boobie Magazines at gas stations! Ban them now - oh, and the boobie magazines too! Keep them out of the hands of Alec Baldwin!
They're just trying to rank higher than the Galapagos Islands, which has 3 types of Boobies -
https://www.metropolitan-touring.com/blog/nature/boobies-in-the-galapagos/Just remember, as the article states, 'boobies' is derived from the Spanish word "bobo," which means, according to the Spanish to English translations online: chump, fool, dweeb, dopey, dumb, dopy, silly, foolish, stupid, dummy, daft, among an host of similar descriptors -
https://m.interglot.com/es/en/boboOn top of that, they're all the 'masculine form.'
Which, I suppose, all kinda fit the circumstances, especially when a 'masculine form' tends to encounter them.