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Offline Little Bruddah

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Re: Automatic Sperm Extractor
« Reply #30 on: November 24, 2015, 07:19:18 PM »
Quote from: biggmatt on November 24, 2015, 08:13:54 AM
Quote from: Son on November 24, 2015, 08:06:52 AM
The least they could do is put a real doll frame around it.


Like the humanoid from the mini-series 'Humans'?



I hope they continue the series.  That one Synth was getting psycho.

Was that thing coin-op?  Can I defer the charge until my insurance accepts it?

Quote from: sealocans clone on November 24, 2015, 06:01:11 PM
Putting your favorite digit
 into a motorized machine
made in China

 for the lowest cost possible....




seems legit.
Nuthing wrong with it being made in China.  That Synth ^^^ was made in China! Hubba Hubba! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2110418/?ref_=tt_ov_st

Of course, it's legit.  It was on the Interwebs!
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Offline M1776

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Re: Automatic Sperm Extractor
« Reply #31 on: November 24, 2015, 08:36:52 PM »
In N Out Jerker
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Re: Automatic Sperm Extractor
« Reply #32 on: November 24, 2015, 08:43:14 PM »
Quote from: Ghost_of_Sierra57 on November 23, 2015, 11:30:31 PM
I prefer a biological sperm extractor of the female variety.

Yeah, but the Chinese version is for us MARRIED guys...   :-\


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Offline Dnele928

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Re: Automatic Sperm Extractor
« Reply #33 on: November 24, 2015, 10:29:01 PM »
The photo shows someone putting a finger in the hole...not sure it works that way. Although, that would be cool.

Hey sonny, put your finger in here.

Ohhh, thanks. That felt good.....
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Offline Marauder2003

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Re: Automatic Sperm Extractor
« Reply #34 on: November 24, 2015, 10:36:14 PM »
Is it to be used until .net is back online? 
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Offline orangeusa

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Re: Automatic Sperm Extractor
« Reply #35 on: November 25, 2015, 03:16:55 PM »
I am wondering if it has a panic button like the blood pressure machines, or a 4 hour timeout.
With my luck, there would be a power outage and I'd have to call 911. Umm, I have a problem....

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Re: Automatic Sperm Extractor
« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2015, 03:18:11 PM »
Did someone hihack Vick's account? lol
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Offline Melvino the FAKE

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Re: Automatic Sperm Extractor
« Reply #37 on: November 25, 2015, 03:31:13 PM »
Quote from: FP562 on November 25, 2015, 03:18:11 PM
Did someone hihack Vick's account? lol

Why, is he looking for sperm extraction my friend?
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Re: Automatic Sperm Extractor
« Reply #38 on: November 25, 2015, 03:32:14 PM »
Quote from: Melvino the Great on November 25, 2015, 03:31:13 PM
Quote from: FP562 on November 25, 2015, 03:18:11 PM
Did someone hihack Vick's account? lol

Why, is he looking for sperm extraction my friend?

Cause ive met him before and talked to him on the phone, he doesnt seem like the type to post this kinda stuff. lol
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