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Offline gcvt

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Is Harbormaster, or any other TESLA fanboy, available?
« on: April 28, 2024, 10:21:38 PM »
LOOOOOOL!

On the TESLA website to buy a TESLA Y, if you click on the "Include $8,000 of 'potential' incentives" and "estimated 5-year gas savings of $6000" your new TESLA will only cost you $29,000. Yay!!!




Buuuuut...

If you look at the actual price of the car, without all the "estimated" and "potential" things, the car will cost you $43,000  ;D



"I'm saving the earf!"
« Last Edit: April 28, 2024, 10:41:06 PM by gcvt »
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Re: Is Harbormaster, or any other TESLA fanboy, available?
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2024, 10:37:51 PM »
That is some tasty bait.  If I was on a boat with your avatar and tasty bait like that, I would be tempted to eat it instead of putting it on the hook.  Well, I would be more tempted to take her below deck.

If we were on CGN, I would just post :popcorn: and maybe
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Re: Is Harbormaster, or any other TESLA fanboy, available?
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2024, 07:45:57 AM »
bs of claiming savings of gas from a purchase "now" vs. cost in the future.

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Re: Is Harbormaster, or any other TESLA fanboy, available?
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2024, 08:57:23 AM »
You'd wait to take her below?

You shy of somesing?

Keel haul dat over the Captin chair.

That is some tasty bait.  If I was on a boat with your avatar and tasty bait like that, I would be tempted to eat it instead of putting it on the hook.  Well, I would be more tempted to take her below deck.

If we were on CGN, I would just post :popcorn: and maybe
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Re: Is Harbormaster, or any other TESLA fanboy, available?
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2024, 10:20:32 AM »
Tesla sales pitch was intended for the mathematically challenged demographic.

I have ran numbers on buying a Tesla every which way for the last 8 years and I still could not make it work for me.  I am sure it works for some people.  But it does not work for a majority of the buyers.

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Re: Is Harbormaster, or any other TESLA fanboy, available?
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2024, 10:28:43 AM »
bs of claiming savings of gas from a purchase "now" vs. cost in the future.

Right? That'd be like Lowes saying a new washing machine costs $700 - because you'll save $300 on energy and water - but you have to pay us $1000 now  ::)
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Re: Is Harbormaster, or any other TESLA fanboy, available?
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2024, 04:42:54 PM »
Seems like a bait-n-switch scheme, which used to be illegal but now anything goes re: EV cars.