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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran
« on: October 25, 2024, 09:27:08 PM »
Make the place a parking lot!
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Gold plated Colt 1911, cat spine, squirrel feet, rabbit pee and they/them
« on: August 22, 2024, 09:01:32 AM »
They/them have crazy eyes.
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: The OFFICIAL Trump: The Man, The Myth, The Legend thread [best of VIDEO]
« on: August 20, 2024, 01:53:47 PM »
What town?
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Putin's prized $293M supersonic nuclear bomber explodes after takeoff last night
« on: August 15, 2024, 03:01:58 PM »
Got a link?
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Went to buy a plumb bob...
« on: August 06, 2024, 12:06:02 PM »
HTH does someone work at a hardware store and have no clue what a basic tool like a drill press is?
Plumb bob has been around a lot longer than a drill press...
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Oklahoma Man Arrested For Taking Early Morning Walk With Autistic Son
« on: August 06, 2024, 07:08:13 AM »
No dogs were injured in the filming of this detention...
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Off Topic Discussion / Went to buy a plumb bob...
« on: August 05, 2024, 07:24:03 AM »
Went to an Ace hardware store to buy a plumb bob and the kid behind the counter had no idea what it was! I had to explain to them the damn thing was first used by the Egyptians to help build the pyramids. Blank stare. I found an old timer (like me) and he showed me where they were. Get off my lawn!
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Aug 2024 Server Move v2.0 Roll Call
« on: August 02, 2024, 04:09:44 PM »
In!
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: CG.NET ?
« on: April 30, 2024, 07:54:41 AM »
No lie...I'm gonna miss the bouncing bewbs avatars...
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Pooping time scientific study
« on: April 27, 2024, 07:28:49 AM »one can use their iphone to do self-colonoscopy.
I bought a cheap endoscope on Amazon for working on cars. The instructions say I'm not allowed to put it up my butt. Very disappointing
Smited for EVEN reading the instructions.
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: .org issues now?
« on: April 24, 2024, 01:48:52 PM »
Smited for bitching about .org
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Announcements and Suggestions / Re: Migration Update 4/24/24
« on: April 24, 2024, 12:27:11 PM »
You had one job....
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Collection of classic calguns terminology and character references
« on: April 23, 2024, 09:18:39 AM »
It's MevilnoElGreat and Boberama.
Some other memorable ones.
Melvin "My Friend"
"Leaky Bellybutton"
Gravedigger's backyard body stories.
Bombellero's (sp?) Lady Gaga obsession
The Expertish's Mosin Nagant group buy saga
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: The Great Migration Roll Call!! 4-16-24 Its habbening!
« on: April 20, 2024, 08:23:49 AM »
I be the first to smite thee, lol.
You took my first smite??
You know, I kinda like that about you.QuoteJHC what took you so long.
Well, you know, I've been in Poland for the past two weeks and I'm currently in Germany. So, I guess I've been kinda busy. LOL
Smitted you for being out of the country during the Great Migration!
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Back-Up OT --02/14/2024
« on: April 17, 2024, 03:29:43 PM »
Smited because...well...because I can!
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: The Great Migration Roll Call!! 4-16-24 Its habbening!
« on: April 17, 2024, 06:35:45 AM »
In!
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Announcements and Suggestions / Re: Migration Update
« on: April 17, 2024, 06:23:13 AM »I feel like making 50,000 threads!!!
Moving so fast...
Like seven shots of espresso...
Weeee zooooom WoW!
Slow the roll...don't try and out-do FP.
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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: Love Note from Kestryll
« on: August 15, 2021, 04:10:16 PM »
C'mon man!
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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: Love Note from Kestryll
« on: August 15, 2021, 03:53:09 PM »
Just got it too.
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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: Common Slowpokes
« on: July 19, 2021, 05:35:05 PM »It takes a while to reset everyone's post count to zero. Tomorrow he's going to work on iTrader counts.
FP will be pissed...
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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: Common Slowpokes
« on: July 19, 2021, 05:24:51 PM »Slow because I was keeping a happy wife by planting some flowers.Yours or hers?
Can anyone hear the screams yet?
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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: .net outage 7/18/2021
« on: July 19, 2021, 05:03:36 PM »
Damn...need my Calguns.NET fix...
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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: WHaaat?!?! Again?
« on: November 29, 2016, 09:15:03 PM »My friends, has anyone seen Melvino?
You gonna ask for Bobberama next?
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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: WHaaat?!?! Again?
« on: November 29, 2016, 09:11:41 PM »
It's like a bad Tim Burton movie...
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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: WHaaat?!?! Again?
« on: November 29, 2016, 08:56:42 PM »
Alright...who was the dumshit that quoted the great meltdown from last year?!
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Server Move and Outage Reports / Re: 11/30 17:35 unable to connect
« on: November 30, 2015, 05:39:59 PM »
Carp!
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: OMG WHEN WILL IT BE UP...WHEN WILL IT BE UP!
« on: November 25, 2015, 10:05:14 AM »
That's what she said.....