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spannerturnerMWO
As maintainers of military jets, Marine EA-6Bs in my case, we used to mess with the brand new nuggets. "Did you sign out the keys for the jet, Sir? This isn't the training command. These jets have keys like cars do." The nugget pilot would then have to go back to Maintenance Control for the key. Of course, MC was in on it. We had a modified panel blank off plate that we had installed in the cockpit with a keyhole lock that sat between the pilot and ECMO-1.
The nugget would come back out to the jet carrying the key that had an obnoxious wooden board attached to it, just like the one you would get from the gas station attendant for the restroom. When he would insert the key and turn it, he invariably would try to figure out what to do with the wooden piece because it was now in the way and would be flopping around during the flight. That's usually when everyone would bust out laughing.
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