Author Topic: King of Calguns (Read 21905 times)

sorensen440 · « **on:** October 13, 2008, 11:35:43 PM »

Confirmation that I am King
Here is a poll just so no one questions that I am the official King of Calguns
feel free to cast your vote but it doesnt matter because I am King

technique · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:37:49 PM »

Are you kidding me?

holy bajebus!

sorensen440 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:39:18 PM »

Quote from: technique on October 13, 2008, 11:37:49 PM

Are you kidding me? holy bajebus!

I have no authority to do this but what great kings of history have?
This will be a russian style election

shellyzsweet · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:59:33 PM »

I am SOOO BLONDE!!!

So umm....looks like I gotta prove who controls the king now.

technique · « **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:01:02 AM »

sound like a duel!

DrunkSkunk · « **Reply #5 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:01:17 AM »

interesting

sorensen440 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:02:19 AM »

Quote from: technique on October 14, 2008, 12:01:02 AM

sound like a duel!

I cant have her killed I would miss her too much
she obviosly hasn't realized this would make her queen (or at least one of the Kings mistresses)

shellyzsweet · « **Reply #7 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:03:37 AM »

Quote from: technique on October 14, 2008, 12:01:02 AM

sound like a duel!

REALLY?? do you REALLY think I need to pick up a sword to prove it??

I made myself cry in school or a scenerio and they said they wanted to give me real morphine....imagine what I could do.....BTW the dog in the past has kept me warm at night....

shellyzsweet · « **Reply #8 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:04:32 AM »

Quote from: sorensen440 on October 14, 2008, 12:02:19 AM

Quote from: technique on October 14, 2008, 12:01:02 AM
sound like a duel!

I cant have her killed I would miss her too much
she obviosly hasn't realized this would make her queen (or at least one of the Kings mistresses)

queen is number 2.....Do I really seem like the kinda girl to settle for 2nd place?? Do you know me at all?!

sorensen440 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:05:01 AM »

Quote from: shellyzsweet on October 14, 2008, 12:04:32 AM

Quote from: sorensen440 on October 14, 2008, 12:02:19 AM
Quote from: technique on October 14, 2008, 12:01:02 AM
sound like a duel!

I cant have her killed I would miss her too much
she obviosly hasn't realized this would make her queen (or at least one of the Kings mistresses)

queen is number 2.....Do I really seem like the kinda girl to settle for 2nd place?? Do you know me at all?!

Enough !

technique · « **Reply #10 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:06:23 AM »

The King has spoken!

shellyzsweet · « **Reply #11 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:07:11 AM »

Quote from: sorensen440 on October 14, 2008, 12:05:01 AM

Quote from: shellyzsweet on October 14, 2008, 12:04:32 AM
Quote from: sorensen440 on October 14, 2008, 12:02:19 AM
Quote from: technique on October 14, 2008, 12:01:02 AM
sound like a duel!

I cant have her killed I would miss her too much
she obviosly hasn't realized this would make her queen (or at least one of the Kings mistresses)

queen is number 2.....Do I really seem like the kinda girl to settle for 2nd place?? Do you know me at all?!
Enough !

excuse me??!

shellyzsweet · « **Reply #12 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:08:11 AM »

Quote from: technique on October 14, 2008, 12:06:23 AM

The King has spoken!

shhh grown ups are talking.

shellyzsweet · « **Reply #13 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:13:01 AM »

.....negotiations on the phone....

sorensen440 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:13:24 AM »

Quote from: shellyzsweet on October 14, 2008, 12:08:11 AM

Quote from: technique on October 14, 2008, 12:06:23 AM
The King has spoken!

shhh grown ups are talking.

Everyone knows the queen rules the King anyways so I dont know what the issue is

shellyzsweet · « **Reply #15 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:14:50 AM »

Quote from: sorensen440 on October 14, 2008, 12:13:24 AM

Quote from: shellyzsweet on October 14, 2008, 12:08:11 AM
Quote from: technique on October 14, 2008, 12:06:23 AM
The King has spoken!

shhh grown ups are talking.

Everyone knows the queen rules the King anyways so I dont know what the issue is

well....thats true....OK I won't challenge your authority as long as I get to be the queen!

shellyzsweet · « **Reply #16 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:20:05 AM »

deal or no deal??
-my general and lawyers are on the phone...they say I have a case and lots of troops loyal to me.....

sorensen440 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:27:03 AM »

I

Quote from: shellyzsweet on October 14, 2008, 12:20:05 AM

deal or no deal??
-my general and lawyers are on the phone...they say I have a case and lots of troops loyal to me.....

I already said you were the queen

shellyzsweet · « **Reply #18 on:** October 14, 2008, 12:28:40 AM »

Quote from: sorensen440 on October 14, 2008, 12:27:03 AM

I
Quote from: shellyzsweet on October 14, 2008, 12:20:05 AM
deal or no deal??
-my general and lawyers are on the phone...they say I have a case and lots of troops loyal to me.....
I already said you were the queen

or a mistress....

I'll accept queen, but not mistress....your wife can be that!

Moonclip · « **Reply #19 on:** October 14, 2008, 02:25:46 AM »

Everyone knows I am El Rey. And Lil Bean is the court fool.

Two Shots · « **Reply #20 on:** October 14, 2008, 08:56:30 AM »

That was a tough decision to vote for you O' Mighty King

jacques · « **Reply #21 on:** October 14, 2008, 09:59:08 AM »

I voted yes, only because, befitting of a king you will only breed with your sisters and cousins. And after years of inbreeding you will all be insane.

shellyzsweet · « **Reply #22 on:** October 14, 2008, 02:08:03 PM »

Quote from: jacques on October 14, 2008, 09:59:08 AM

I voted yes, only because, befitting of a king you will only breed with your sisters and cousins. And after years of inbreeding you will all be insane.

I'm not his sister, or cousin...or related to him in ANY way other than we both live in the same city....so I don't think your plan will work....peasants, No respect for royalty!

5150Marcelo · « **Reply #23 on:** October 14, 2008, 04:27:37 PM »

Quote from: Moonclip on October 14, 2008, 02:25:46 AM

Everyone knows I am El Rey. And Lil Bean is the court fool.

BURN!!!

jacques · « **Reply #24 on:** October 14, 2008, 04:40:18 PM »

Quote from: shellyzsweet on October 14, 2008, 02:08:03 PM

Quote from: jacques on October 14, 2008, 09:59:08 AM
I voted yes, only because, befitting of a king you will only breed with your sisters and cousins. And after years of inbreeding you will all be insane.

I'm not his sister, or cousin...or related to him in ANY way other than we both live in the same city....so I don't think your plan will work....peasants, No respect for royalty!

If we all come from Adam and Eve, we are all related.

sorensen440 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 14, 2008, 04:44:22 PM »

Quote from: jacques on October 14, 2008, 04:40:18 PM

Quote from: shellyzsweet on October 14, 2008, 02:08:03 PM
Quote from: jacques on October 14, 2008, 09:59:08 AM
I voted yes, only because, befitting of a king you will only breed with your sisters and cousins. And after years of inbreeding you will all be insane.

I'm not his sister, or cousin...or related to him in ANY way other than we both live in the same city....so I don't think your plan will work....peasants, No respect for royalty!
If we all come from Adam and Eve, we are all related.

Keep tellin yourself that buddy

Moonclip · « **Reply #26 on:** October 16, 2008, 03:42:38 AM »

Everyone knows you are the QUEEN of calguns...

sorensen440 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 16, 2008, 09:41:39 AM »

Quote from: Moonclip on October 16, 2008, 03:42:38 AM

Everyone knows you are the QUEEN of calguns...

Shelly would argue you on that
And it says very clearly that I am the king
The poll's dont lie man.

Ajax22 · « **Reply #28 on:** October 16, 2008, 12:18:35 PM »

Quote from: shellyzsweet on October 14, 2008, 12:03:37 AM

BTW the dog in the past has kept me warm at night....

Whoah.... TMI....

hopi · « **Reply #29 on:** October 16, 2008, 12:18:46 PM »

I am here to challenge the King's Throne.....let it be known.

Poll

Is Sorensen440 the Official king of calguns

Author Topic: King of Calguns (Read 21905 times)