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Offline nick adams

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Onlide date called me a redneck.
« on: November 25, 2015, 10:27:44 PM »
Profile said she was into guns, cars and motorcycles.  COOL!  Turns out she likes guys who like Glocks, and she thinks 1911s and revolvers are for old guys.  She's into cars but, Jeeps, small block Chevy's, air-cooled VWs,  and Harley's  are what I know, own and drive.  Turns out those are for "rednecks".
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Offline gcvt

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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2015, 10:30:39 PM »
What was his name?

P.S. Can you smite me for being a wise azz? "tbc" is trying to get more smites than me.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2015, 10:34:19 PM by gcvt »
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Offline Hippies_have_guns_too

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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2015, 10:31:35 PM »
Tell her plastic guns and cars with little engines are for kids...

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Offline nick adams

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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2015, 10:33:35 PM »
Fighterpi....nevermind.
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Offline Arkangel

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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2015, 10:34:58 PM »
Quote from: nick adams on November 25, 2015, 10:27:44 PM
Profile said she was into guns, cars and motorcycles.  COOL!  Turns out she likes guys who like Glocks, and she thinks 1911s and revolvers are for old guys.  She's into cars but, Jeeps, small block Chevy's, air-cooled VWs,  and Harley's  are what I know, own and drive.  Turns out those are for "rednecks".

So what's the problem? Do you find the term offensive?

Only issue is how attractive she is... the whole likes Glock thing is serious negative points :)
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Offline frankm

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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2015, 10:38:56 PM »
Tell her it works for Gwen Stefani. She's missin' out!
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Offline teetsjones

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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2015, 10:41:56 PM »
Elbows, what about her elbows!?
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Offline nick adams

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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2015, 10:43:14 PM »

So what's the problem? Do you find the term offensive?

F it I am going to embrace the term.  I also like bass fishing.  And bluegrass.
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Offline TMB 1

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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2015, 11:05:14 PM »
Your air cooled VW must not be a bus.
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Offline Somkey the Hores

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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2015, 11:26:54 PM »
Did you remember to say thank you?
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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2015, 04:54:04 AM »
Quote from: gcvt on November 25, 2015, 10:30:39 PM
What was his name?

P.S. Can you smite me for being a wise azz? "tbc" is trying to get more smites than me.
I'll "smite" you just for being you.
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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2015, 04:54:51 AM »
Quote from: nick adams on November 25, 2015, 10:27:44 PM
Profile said she was into guns, cars and motorcycles.  COOL!  Turns out she likes guys who like Glocks, and she thinks 1911s and revolvers are for old guys.  She's into cars but, Jeeps, small block Chevy's, air-cooled VWs,  and Harley's  are what I know, own and drive.  Turns out those are for "rednecks".
Well, are you?
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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2015, 06:13:03 AM »
I hate when I get called a red neck.   I'm a damned hillbilly. 
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Offline Bangzoom

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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2015, 06:17:14 AM »
Go on...you can tame her
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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2015, 06:43:14 AM »
BTW, what's and "onlide date"?

Is that some sort of new sex thing?

;)
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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2015, 08:38:02 AM »
 Depends, is your idea of fore play saying, "get in the truck"?
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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2015, 12:07:41 PM »
Quote from: Son on November 26, 2015, 06:43:14 AM
BTW, what's and "onlide date"?

Is that some sort of new sex thing?

;)

Yep, they mail you an automatic sperm extractor, and you set your laptop on it and talk to her about Glocks until the machine finishes, then you close your screen and take a nap.
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Offline bruceflinch

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Re: Onlide date called me a redneck.
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2015, 12:19:49 PM »
She sounds too hipster anyway...
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