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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Is Harbormaster, or any other TESLA fanboy, available?

« on: April 29, 2024, 10:28:43 AM »

bs of claiming savings of gas from a purchase "now" vs. cost in the future.

Right? That'd be like Lowes saying a new washing machine costs $700 - because you'll save $300 on energy and water - but you have to pay us $1000 now 

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Ford Lost $130,000 on Every EV It Sold in the First Quarter

« on: April 29, 2024, 08:42:27 AM »

Ford blames the losses on the price cuts it made to its EVs in response to changing market conditions.

In other words, people quickly figured out our vehicles suck, we are the undisputed leader in recalls, and no one to buy our crap anymore.

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Off Topic Discussion / Is Harbormaster, or any other TESLA fanboy, available?

« on: April 28, 2024, 10:21:38 PM »

LOOOOOOL!

On the TESLA website to buy a TESLA Y, if you click on the "Include $8,000 of 'potential' incentives" and "estimated 5-year gas savings of $6000" your new TESLA will only cost you $29,000. Yay!!!




Buuuuut...

If you look at the actual price of the car, without all the "estimated" and "potential" things, the car will cost you $43,000 



"I'm saving the earf!"

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Is she BP material now?

« on: April 28, 2024, 09:44:04 PM »

Ploweth, I would.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: SpaceX launch, Canaveral - Falcon 9 - Starlink - Sun., Apr. 28, 3:08 PM PT

« on: April 28, 2024, 06:28:58 PM »

^ LOL!

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: SpaceX launch, Canaveral - Falcon 9 - Starlink - Sun., Apr. 28, 3:08 PM PT

« on: April 28, 2024, 03:55:17 PM »

Here's my super high resolution, super closeup photo of the launch 

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: What are you listening to right now?

« on: April 28, 2024, 10:33:28 AM »

Applauded for starting the thread, and I owe you an extra for picking my favorite band!

Also, was it supposed to be funny? Like waiting for .net to come back?

I thought it was funny.

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Off Topic Discussion / What are you listening to right now?

« on: April 28, 2024, 09:28:51 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMyCa35_mOg

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Where's the 'What's For Dinner' Thread?

« on: April 27, 2024, 11:04:07 PM »

Homemade sausage and shrimp gumbo.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: A New York AG (not James) Pleads Guilty To Traffic Ticket After. . .

« on: April 27, 2024, 09:40:40 PM »

Where the hell is BP?!

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: SpaceX launch, Kennedy - Falcon 9 - Galileo L12 - Sat., Apr. 27, 5:34 PM PT

« on: April 27, 2024, 08:52:33 PM »

Successful liftoff - short coverage, no booster landing or second stage vid - but always a thrill to watch the launch.

And I miss the :thumbsup:

Thought you might like this video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfQjG4t4M08

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Adam Schiff Has His Clothes Stolen Due To Not Heeding The Warning

« on: April 27, 2024, 08:07:04 PM »

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: SpaceX launch, Kennedy - Falcon 9 - Galileo L12 - Sat., Apr. 27, 5:34 PM PT

« on: April 27, 2024, 05:11:33 PM »

Cloudy out here 

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Screw it, I'm voting for Trump

« on: April 27, 2024, 10:10:56 AM »

I'm sitting at the tire shop right now. There is a weenie-looking guy here with a giant Hillary sticker on his bumper. Poor misguided cuck.

He sounds....unbalanced 

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Screw it, I'm voting for Trump

« on: April 27, 2024, 08:02:23 AM »

You Trump-voting domestic terrorists obviously don't watch TV.

He's a criminal and 'the walls are closing in'...

Really fOr rEeLz FoR rEaLs this time.

I like totally heard that he's literally Hitler!

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Pooping time scientific study

« on: April 27, 2024, 07:38:45 AM »

^ I deserve that.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Gutter/drainage help?

« on: April 26, 2024, 10:50:51 PM »

Mermaid!  Perfect excuse for a yard Mermaid, OP!!

Hold on now!

Your post made me Google "Orlando Mermaid". Apparently, this girl is for rent...I mean "hire" 

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Collection of classic calguns terminology and character references

« on: April 26, 2024, 06:33:57 PM »

"Only 100 rounds down the pipe."

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Gutter/drainage help?

« on: April 26, 2024, 03:54:03 PM »

Nice rapist van in the driveway. May I have some free candy? How about a puppy?

That is the SpaceX launch mobile command center

 

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Gutter/drainage help?

« on: April 26, 2024, 12:10:57 PM »

Nice rapist van in the driveway. May I have some free candy? How about a puppy?

All the kids love it 

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Gutter/drainage help?

« on: April 26, 2024, 11:02:18 AM »

This is what the jasmine will look like when it fills in...

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Gutter/drainage help?

« on: April 26, 2024, 10:54:49 AM »

The pipe will not be visible. The Asian Jasmine will completely cover them. The Jasmine here grows about 5" tall.

The brown parts of the pipe are painted.

That craptastic tree is hiding the garage air conditioner intake/exhaust panel in the window from my HOA.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Gutter/drainage help?

« on: April 26, 2024, 09:32:05 AM »

Here's what I've come up with so far. I cut about 4" off the downspout on the right. Still need to dig down a bit at the end to slope the pipe down just a tad by the driveway.

Thoughts? Tips? Insults? 

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Pooping time scientific study

« on: April 26, 2024, 08:00:59 AM »

one can use their iphone to do self-colonoscopy.

I bought a cheap endoscope on Amazon for working on cars. The instructions say I'm not allowed to put it up my butt. Very disappointing 

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Collection of classic calguns terminology and character references

« on: April 25, 2024, 10:02:29 PM »

There needs to be some really serious smiting going on above for the posts bitching about COVID.
This is a thread about classic Calguns terms and characters, not a "let's bitch about COVID stuff" thread.
C'mon people. If you want a thread to bitch, moan, and complain about COviD, start a thread, get serious about it, and do it right! No one can bitch, moan, and complain about COVID like Calguns can!! Might as well just bitch about CalPers!

LOL, ok mister thread police officer!! YES SIR!!! NO MORE COVID TALK SIR!!!

Since you brought it up, I saw a stupid freaker wearing an n95 today, here eyes were wide with terror.

Here in Florida, I wouldn't even know where to buy an N95 mask LOL. I've been here over 1.5 years and the only places I've seen masks for sale is at Lowes and Home Depot 

I seriously see idiots wearing masks alone all the time here. Such stupid idiot freakers. Do they really think the world is scary and dangerous, for them only? The rest of the world is fine without masks, but these stupid freakers think they need a mask for some reason.

As you know, I LOVE reading Democrat Underground for entertainment purposes...and to know what our enemies are saying. There are whiny gashes over there that say they will never stop wearing masks in public LOL. Imagine living in that kind of fear every day. It's probably wrong for me to revel in their misery, but I just can't help it. It's funny 

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Collection of classic calguns terminology and character references

« on: April 25, 2024, 09:42:25 PM »

There needs to be some really serious smiting going on above for the posts bitching about COVID.
This is a thread about classic Calguns terms and characters, not a "let's bitch about COVID stuff" thread.
C'mon people. If you want a thread to bitch, moan, and complain about COviD, start a thread, get serious about it, and do it right! No one can bitch, moan, and complain about COVID like Calguns can!! Might as well just bitch about CalPers!

LOL, ok mister thread police officer!! YES SIR!!! NO MORE COVID TALK SIR!!!

Since you brought it up, I saw a stupid freaker wearing an n95 today, here eyes were wide with terror.

Here in Florida, I wouldn't even know where to buy an N95 mask LOL. I've been here over 1.5 years and the only places I've seen masks for sale is at Lowes and Home Depot 

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Announcements and Suggestions / Re: Migration Update 4/24/24

« on: April 25, 2024, 04:03:04 PM »

Unplug it. Wait 15 seconds. Plug it back in 

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: a pointless thread

« on: April 25, 2024, 03:48:19 PM »

Olecranon Bursa

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Collection of classic calguns terminology and character references

« on: April 25, 2024, 07:00:50 AM »

Speaking of CalPERS, I'm surprised there hasn't been mention of tbhracing and all of his follow-up accounts, including CalPERS.

Who was the poster who rubbed elbows with prominent republican politicians and whose family had a plane? His adventures were fun to follow.

Can't remember his name. He was a cool dude. Loved his dog on the plane haha.

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Off Topic Discussion / Re: So how do we call back YSR Racer?

« on: April 25, 2024, 06:34:24 AM »

He did criticize me constantly at the onset of COVID when I said I refused to believe the nothingburger and that I always went out with my family without a mask all day. He said we

LOL, he was one of those? Did he get jabbed?

I treated covid the same as you - like the sniffles. No fear, no masks, no staying home, nothing. I did whatever I wanted.

He was no AssRocketman "easily manageable" type but he was a Covid freaker.

Some freaker said he wanted to beat me up for not wearing a mask outside 

I moved from San Francisco to Las Vegas when Covid started - March 1, 2020. I was grocery shopping, wearing a mask under the mask mandate, and a guy who wasn't wearing a mask told me I was going to kill his Mother because I sneezed. He was in his late 20's or early 30's. His Mother wasn't actually there; he said he still lived with his Mother LOL.

You know what I do miss?! People wearing masks...alone...while driving in their own cars. That shit was hysterical!    Oh!...and people jogging outside, alone, wearing masks LOL.