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Offline USN CHIEF

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I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« on: October 05, 2008, 09:52:16 AM »
Well, I went to the woods and I fought this bear hand to hand, no knives, no guns, just mano a mano.  He was able to bite my right wrist and took a good portion of my hand with him.  I followed him to his cave, grabbed a huge rock and hit the bear in the head with it.  Once it was knocked unconsious I reached down his mouth and pulled my right hand from his tummy.  And I got pics to prove it.

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008, 09:54:35 AM »
What color is the sky in your world Chief?

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2008, 09:56:06 AM »
With the lights on or off? ???  It varies when I take the pain medications. ;D

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2008, 09:57:13 AM »
The mushrooms that grow under your backyard tree are NOT supposed to be ingested....

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2008, 10:00:22 AM »
Why are they not supposed to be ingested?  They look so good and taste good too.   I made quesadillas with them.

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2008, 10:01:57 AM »
Why are they not supposed to be ingested?  They look so good and taste good too.   I made quesadillas with them.

You're right, hallucinations are your friend.....

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2008, 10:02:22 AM »
Because dogs pissed on them -

Why are they not supposed to be ingested?  They look so good and taste good too.   I made quesadillas with them.

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2008, 10:13:27 AM »
Did you take advantage of the Bear while it was unconcious?

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2008, 10:21:09 AM »
Did you take advantage of the Bear while it was unconcious?

Why do you want to know?  Do you work for the Animal Society?  Is a a crime to do said things with bears?

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2008, 10:25:39 AM »
THIS IS PETA, YOU ARE BEING WATCHED!!!!

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2008, 10:27:07 AM »
I am not afraid, how can you prove that the bear did not consent ???

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2008, 10:32:25 AM »
We have a complaint. Yogi Bear is on the case. Bobo is counseling the bear as we speak. Mr. Ranger is taking samples.

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2008, 10:38:53 AM »
Ignore the detractors.  I believe every word you typed.  You type well one-handed...


Hey, wait:  If the bear bit your right hand and you can't type with it while it's healing, and your other hand is...well...

What are typing with??? ???
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2008, 12:33:02 AM »
Yogi want's his pinic basket back.
:) Thank you Sir, may I have another ;)

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2008, 12:41:42 AM »
glad your ok man
Those trany hookers..... I mean "Bears" can be dangerous

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2008, 09:40:16 AM »
I done tol’ ya to stop messing with the CHP and to stay our of the donut sho… uh… er… I mean their cave.

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2008, 07:48:46 PM »
I believe it, I seen it!

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2008, 07:54:18 PM »
Ignore the detractors.  I believe every word you typed.  You type well one-handed...


Hey, wait:  If the bear bit your right hand and you can't type with it while it's healing, and your other hand is...well...

What are typing with??? ???
I keep thinking it's like Star Wars.  Chief, are you going to wear a black glove on that hand now?