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I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« on: October 05, 2008, 09:52:16 AM »
Well, I went to the woods and I fought this bear hand to hand, no knives, no guns, just mano a mano.  He was able to bite my right wrist and took a good portion of my hand with him.  I followed him to his cave, grabbed a huge rock and hit the bear in the head with it.  Once it was knocked unconsious I reached down his mouth and pulled my right hand from his tummy.  And I got pics to prove it.

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008, 09:54:35 AM »
What color is the sky in your world Chief?

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2008, 09:56:06 AM »
With the lights on or off? ???  It varies when I take the pain medications. ;D

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2008, 09:57:13 AM »
The mushrooms that grow under your backyard tree are NOT supposed to be ingested....

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2008, 10:00:22 AM »
Why are they not supposed to be ingested?  They look so good and taste good too.   I made quesadillas with them.

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2008, 10:01:57 AM »
Why are they not supposed to be ingested?  They look so good and taste good too.   I made quesadillas with them.


You're right, hallucinations are your friend.....

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2008, 10:02:22 AM »
Because dogs pissed on them -

Why are they not supposed to be ingested?  They look so good and taste good too.   I made quesadillas with them.

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2008, 10:13:27 AM »
Did you take advantage of the Bear while it was unconcious?

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2008, 10:21:09 AM »
Did you take advantage of the Bear while it was unconcious?


Why do you want to know?  Do you work for the Animal Society?  Is a a crime to do said things with bears?

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2008, 10:25:39 AM »
THIS IS PETA, YOU ARE BEING WATCHED!!!!

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2008, 10:27:07 AM »
I am not afraid, how can you prove that the bear did not consent ???

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2008, 10:32:25 AM »
We have a complaint. Yogi Bear is on the case. Bobo is counseling the bear as we speak. Mr. Ranger is taking samples.

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2008, 10:38:53 AM »
Ignore the detractors.  I believe every word you typed.  You type well one-handed...


Hey, wait:  If the bear bit your right hand and you can't type with it while it's healing, and your other hand is...well...

What are typing with??? ???

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2008, 12:33:02 AM »
Yogi want's his pinic basket back.

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:) Thank you Sir, may I have another ;)

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2008, 12:41:42 AM »
glad your ok man
Those trany hookers..... I mean "Bears" can be dangerous

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2008, 09:40:16 AM »
I done tol’ ya to stop messing with the CHP and to stay our of the donut sho… uh… er… I mean their cave.

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2008, 07:48:46 PM »
I believe it, I seen it!

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Re: I got into a fight with a grizzly bear
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2008, 07:54:18 PM »
Ignore the detractors.  I believe every word you typed.  You type well one-handed...


Hey, wait:  If the bear bit your right hand and you can't type with it while it's healing, and your other hand is...well...

What are typing with??? ???
I keep thinking it's like Star Wars.  Chief, are you going to wear a black glove on that hand now?

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