Today I laid on my back, thought of calguns, then lifted my legs up and over my head until my toes were touching the floor next to my ears. Then I pushed out the biggest shart I could and a blast of diarrhea showered my face.
Calguns.org is a parallel universe of the weird and improbable. Don't worry, when calguns.net is restored, normality (not normalcy, that is not a word) will be restored.