Update and Migration Update

[Kestryll]

As of today the database export, the files for avatars, attachments, smilies and signature pics have been extracted and set up for the move. I

[swalt]

[gcvt]

As of today the database export, the files for avatars, attachments, smilies and signature pics have been extracted and set up for the move. I

Will we be able to have animated boob avatars?

[LBDamned]

As of today the database export, the files for avatars, attachments, smilies and signature pics have been extracted and set up for the move. I

Will we be able to have animated boob avatars?

You're already planning to dump .org's assets in place of some newfangled .net bitch?

Let's see if org accepts that last word like net does 

Ooo it does!... faster, motion boobs, and bitchin words. Who needs net? 

[Silence Dogood]

As of today the database export, the files for avatars, attachments, smilies and signature pics have been extracted and set up for the move. I

Will we be able to have animated boob avatars?

You're already planning to dump .org's assets in place of some newfangled .net bitch?

Let's see if org accepts that last word like net does 

Ooo it does!... faster, motion boobs, and bitchin words. Who needs net? 

This is only my third post so my sentiments may change but I suspect I'll be ready to go back to .net when the time comes.  I can cuss like a sailor (I am one) and all of the fancy tech and salacious gifs are fun but this place reminds me of the (that which shall not be named) forum: I'm glad I know it exists just the way it does but I won't mind going home when the time comes, only to visit here occasionally.

[FatCity67]

Above smited for mentioning that which shall not be named.

[Silence Dogood]

Above smited for mentioning that which shall not be named.

FIFY.  Though, I am keeping the smiting.

[SandiegoPoopButt619]

Boobies

[Huntsprig]

Boobies

Posts the word boobies, but then shows none.
A bannable offence, but since I am not authorized to issue bans, I can only smite you.

[SandiegoPoopButt619]

Boobies

Posts the word boobies, but then shows none.
A bannable offence, but since I am not authorized to issue bans, I can only smite you.

I want the highest ratio of negative karma on the whole site

As of now, it is infinite!

[Fjold]

Any estimate of when .net will be ready?

[eaglemike]

Any estimate of when .net will be ready?

The World Wonders.......

Anyone else remember a famous use of these words?

[swalt]

Boobies

Posts the word boobies, but then shows none.
A bannable offence, but since I am not authorized to issue bans, I can only smite you.

I want the highest ratio of negative karma on the whole site

As of now, it is infinite!

Applauded.....just because   

[TTT]

The World Wonders.......

Anyone else remember a famous use of these words?

Where is, repeat, where is Task Force Thirty Four?

[mrdd]

Any estimate of when .net will be ready?

Two Weeks! 

[Fjold]

Any estimate of when .net will be ready?

Two Weeks! 

Good one!  It's not often we get to use that anymore.

9:00 PM Saturday on Atlantic Time and no bueno.

[Bar-Ang]

Any estimate of when .net will be ready?

the "ukraine" thread is slowing down the process.

[sealocans clone]

Any estimate of when .net will be ready?

the "ukraine" thread is slowing down the process.

^ Now that's funny. I don't care who you are.

We've got to have patience.

They are probably upgrading the old place with new wallpaper, man cave / loading room, an infinity edge pool (just a 4 foot high, plastic liner, above ground with the water hose running 24/7) and maybe even a Jacuzzi ( If they can find a free one off Craigslist).



As mentioned before I think we've got to give it "Two weeks!".

[Bar-Ang]

Any estimate of when .net will be ready?

the "ukraine" thread is slowing down the process.

^ Now that's funny. I don't care who you are.

We've got to have patience.

They are probably upgrading the old place with new wallpaper, man cave / loading room, an infinity edge pool (just a 4 foot high, plastic liner, above ground with the water hose running 24/7) and maybe even a Jacuzzi ( If they can find a free one off Craigslist).



As mentioned before I think we've got to give it "Two weeks!".

i'm betting palmaris will be the first to post in ukraine thread when the .net is up and running. i like the upgrades specially the jacuzzi though. 

[SandiegoPoopButt619]

Blabla Ukrania! Azzoff battalion!!

[Bar-Ang]

Blabla Ukrania! Azzoff battalion!!

lol!!! buttstuff buttalion.

[SandiegoPoopButt619]

Blabla Ukrania! Azzoff battalion!!

lol!!! buttstuff buttalion.

Ukraine buttboys battalion! I bet they are happy that we just gave them another 60 billion while the US border is wide open. 300,000 bad hombres running across every month!!!!!!

[Bar-Ang]

Blabla Ukrania! Azzoff battalion!!

lol!!! buttstuff buttalion.

Ukraine buttboys battalion! I bet they are happy that we just gave them another 60 billion while the US border is wide open. 300,000 bad hombres running across every month!!!!!!

sandwich! dems and rinos are exposing our rear while giving away our money through the front!

[Silence Dogood]

Everything from "ukraine" until these last two was hilarious.  The reality of Johnson's actions in the past few weeks is sobering, to put it mildly.

[swalt]

And another thread goes way off topic.  What does Ukraine have to do with anything.

[Bar-Ang]

And another thread goes way off topic.  What does Ukraine have to do with anything.

palmaris' links, his russian posts and bewildered responses are making the migration slow and difficult to decipher whether it was a troll or bug. 

[LBDamned]

And another thread goes way off topic.  What does Ukraine have to do with anything.

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You must be one of the anti vax, climate denying domestic terrorist.

You probably think Palestine genocide is okay too...

And you probably think it humane to put nazis at the border to stop helpless people from fleeing for their lives...

You also probably think the Trump Trial is a shame and that Biden didn't get 80M votes.

You right wing extremists are all alike.
















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Did I do that right? 

[eaglemike]

And another thread goes way off topic.  What does Ukraine have to do with anything.

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You must be one of the anti vax, climate denying domestic terrorist.

You probably think Palestine genocide is okay too...

And you probably think it humane to put nazis at the border to stop helpless people from fleeing for their lives...

You also probably think the Trump Trial is a shame and that Biden didn't get 80M votes.

You right wing extremists are all alike.
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Did I do that right? 

You have to use an alternate font, to indicate sarcasm. Some forum software uses a version of italics.
Other than that, you did check a lot of boxes. Well done!
Only thing I can think of that you missed is a way to weave in "two weeks" and "tere hanges". Try to get in reference to Allison or Iggy as a reason for slowing down the process?

[AR15barrels]

Try to get in reference to Allison or Iggy as a reason for slowing down the process?

Most of the kids these days were not old enough to run a DROS when allison and iggy were a thing.

[M1776]

Blabla Ukrania! Azzoff battalion!!

lol!!! buttstuff buttalion.